Penguin Magic Monkey in the Middle by Bill Goldman presented by Magick Balay

No moves?!? Yup. No moves.

"You can perform this over and over, and trust me they're gonna beg you to do it. And the more you do it, the less they see." -Magick Balay

So.. I'm floored. Where has this trick been all my life? This may be the most perfect card trick, certainly the most perfect sandwich trick. THEY sign a card. They put 2 jokers on top of the pack. You don't move a MUSCLE. And instantly, their card is between the jokers.