Satin Eye Patch

🏴☠️ LOOK THE PART. FEEL THE COMFORT. 🏴☠️
Whether you're sailing the high seas or just avoiding awkward stares at the grocery store, this eye patch delivers.

Perfect for pirates, post-op patients, or anyone who wants to look ten times more interesting—instantly.

💢 Concave shape = no pressure on your eye
💢 Elastic strap = won’t budge, even if you do
💢 Satin finish = because even scoundrels deserve softness

Get one. Or walk the plank. Your call.